American Obiden/Harass Presentwitzy: Dumb and Dumber
Now that America’s 2020 horse race is on to decide who will be its top dog, as in Commander-in-Chief, this November, Democrats seem to think their top gun, Joe is in the lead; in total control after his veep pick, Kamala Harris. Let me be clear. Nothing is further from the truth. That Democrat duo will not win come November. Not on a straight ballot count. Won’t happen.
Trump the thoroughbred
For starters, it is not a horse race, so to speak. Incumbent, President Donald is a thoroughbred. He comes with a fine pedigree at that, I should add. His opponent, Joe Biden, is not of the same species caliber. Not even close. That is because Joe is a real donkey. Take his head for example. It is a composite of Crisp White Strips, Maybelline-why-can’t-you-be-true lip floss, and of course, crowned with so many rogainesque hair plugs, that his noggin always glows, even in daylight.